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scared shitless This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

Who goes there?

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

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southernbelle_rn 16

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood...Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

RedPillSucks 33

Are you sure it wasn't agent 86 flushing himself down the toilet?

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PandaMunchkin 7

He's just trying to play hide and seek!

Good luck winning against a ghost.

Maybe he entered the ladies restroom O.o

At my job as a night janitor. That was a FML inside an FML.

And it's clearly on you to be the judge of this, because your noble occupation would be....?

@39 You simple, boy?

#39 I'm working at Macy's right now and then I'm headed over to Old Chicago. It was a joke don't be to sensitive.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

If there were no janitors then every public place would be ******* disgusting. Nothing wrong with any occupation at all. If it bothered the OP too much, he wouldn't do it.

cryssycakesx3 23

some people like to be the FML police. you're just not allowed to dis/agree with a post without someone trying to negate it because who are you to share you experience. apparently if you have the same job you should keep it to yourself.

That's exactly the kind of mindfuckery I'm very receptive for too. I'd probably try and explain to myself that it might have been a homeless man who sneaks in and out of the building regulary to use the bathrooms and is therefore very good at not getting noticed. But... yeah your sense of comfort will go a long way until it returns to you.

Know the feeling. Anytime I see that kind of stuff, I just pretend it was my imagination.

Maybe you'll get to be on paranormal wittiness :P I feel bad for you though because you have to work in a environment that now gives you the creeps. Good luck!

Old people are the best trolls.

Night at the museum!!:)

It's called a ghost.

Haha that funny and weird!

The_Tenth_Doctor 14

Who you gunna call?