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scared shitless This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

Who goes there?

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

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southernbelle_rn 16

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood...Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

RedPillSucks 33

Are you sure it wasn't agent 86 flushing himself down the toilet?

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Comments (157)

time to get TAPS or the Ghost Adventures team in there.

I'm an overnight janitor myself, and I see stuff all the time. I don't feel overtly threatened, so I just don't let it bother me.

Mysterion345 11

salt and iron bud salt and iron

suckitstyles 11

Were you by any chance under the influence of drugs?

footcheezeez 16

Don't worry, he was just going for the night shift at the Ministry of Magic!

Bring the Ouija board!!

Stay off the pipe!

So a man walks into a bathroom and you automatically think to investigate?

what do you mean by investigate. you don't investigate people in the bathroom

Did you check the toilets to see if there's a harry potter portal situation going on?