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scared shitless This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

Who goes there?

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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southernbelle_rn 16

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood...Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

RedPillSucks 33

Are you sure it wasn't agent 86 flushing himself down the toilet?

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Comments (157)

Well I'm sure you were just tired or something or was oblivious lol I'm sure it was the light or whatever

It's not ghosts you have to worry about, they are pretty harmless, its real people that are scary.

Ghosts don't exist. It was Santa checking to see if you're a good boy. Sadly he had to conclude that 'scared shitless' is just a little girl.

redrum...redrum....REDRUM!!!

Bright side: dead guys don't dribble. On the real side, sympathies. I used to work in a former funeral home and got such surprises. If it doesn't mess with you, don't let it scare you off a job.

if you don't bother him he won't bother you

Person nall I think it sounds pretty damn cool... Suck it up an quit being a baby...

Looks like you made a new friend, least you won't be bored at work.

OMG! That's scary! Lol