Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML
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puppster391 16
Kevin J. Smith will have to get over it, then.
Jkjklkl 14
Sit them on opposite sides of the class and call them Kevins Right and Left
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Comments (187)
redheadedasian 2
If their middle names are different, call them by those (James and John, or whatever).
artinwords 14
If they both have the same middle name then someones ******* with the op lol
pattayarick 8
Kevin J. Smith, you have extra homework tonight. If you don't know which one that I'm talking about, then you both ******* DO IT. They will smarten up real quick.
CaBur 5
Call one Kevin "1" and one Kevin "A"
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Are both the Js the same name? If no then call one Kevin Josh and the other Kevin James. I like the left and right suggestion. Or call one KJ and the other KS.
cetlawizard 15
Call one Kevin by his full name (first, middle & last) & the other one....simply just "Kevin"?
Denny1 15
First world problems
perdix 29
Flip a coin and call one of them Kevin and give the other a good, old-fashioned, Amish "shunning." Make sure no one in the class acknowledges the existence of the loser of the coin toss. Soon, you'll be rid of one of the stubborn Kevins.
firefly319 7
Dumb & Dumber sounds better.
pastnastificatio 4
Rock paper scissors
hornyunicorny 2
Kevin 1 and Kevin A. Both get to be first.