Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML
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Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML
Today, I called my coworker by the name of another coworker, and now he won’t speak to me. They’re both bald and roughly the same weight and height, so it’s not like I can easily tell them apart. FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
Today, my coworker screamed at me for once again calling her by a different coworker's name. They have the same hair, skin color, and body type, so I honestly don’t know how I’m supposed to tell them apart. FML
Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML
Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML
Today, I've noticed a pattern with my classmates: Every time a new student shows up, they are treated by my classmates as though they've known each other for years. Everyone except me. When I first came along, I was more or less a wallflower. No one wanted anything to do with me. The same is true today. FML
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML
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puppster391 16
Kevin J. Smith will have to get over it, then.
Jkjklkl 14
Sit them on opposite sides of the class and call them Kevins Right and Left
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JJ_Rokk 10
Call one Dragon, and the the other one Nighthawk ;) (only Step Brothers fans will get it)
Ibeatmyself 3
Awesome
District2masonry 2
OrCall one Bob and the other one Fred! Problem solved! Or they could both volunteer for the Hunger Games and which ever one dies first gets to be Kevin 1 and the one to die second would be Kevin 2. Then they would be both dead so you wouldn't have worry so bad about it!
Kemichi28 2
"Sit them on opposite sides of the class and call them Kevins Right and Left" Whose right or left? The kevins or the Teacher.. I'm sure they would both not agree on that
baref00tmama 15
Just call them by what they're wearing "Kevin in the striped shirt", "Kevin in the ironic hipster hat", etc. Or just do the Uncle Sam point and go "YOU"!
TheMystery13 13
So just give them both insulting nicknames...like Pimpleface and Pitstain!
annony89 1
you're the teacher. step up!
cinnamondemon 8
I don't really see how that's a problem unless you're gonna date one of them
greatfirstdate 18
Kevin Smith the director?
MrLoux 6
Call them Hot-Dog and Coconut.