Cars, Sextoys and Transportation: What what?

What what?

By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

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By Char - 24/09/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Gravesend

Today, whilst at work, I had a woman come in with a problem with the seat in her car not moving backwards or forwards. There was a dildo stuck in the chair rail. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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You deserved it 36 060

By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 862

By ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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You deserved it 201

By ocroyalty - 01/02/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML

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You deserved it 2 665

By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 04:01

Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML

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You deserved it 124

By jjuuuuuuulless - 17/12/2018 17:30

Today, my car's parking gear and parking brake failed. I watched as it rolled down a big hill into someone's 2017, $30,000 camper. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 230

By nozVail - 20/11/2015 23:52 - United States

Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML

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You deserved it 3 730

By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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You deserved it 2 444

saIty 17

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:01

Or maybe your car is a Transformer and was playing with itself.

WallyTheWombat 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:04

Lol someone put a ***** in your "tailpipe".

Comments

1JDub 6

Tuesday 25 October 2011 13:07

***** in the tailpipe...works everytime....

Tyger44 1

Tuesday 25 October 2011 13:17

I thank u for making my week, I found out my fiance has been cheating on me&then i read this..&i thought i got ******.thank u

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Tuesday 25 October 2011 13:30

This is just hilarious!

Zaros_fml 24

Tuesday 25 October 2011 13:40

No one is a virgin because life finds a way to **** us all... But your car too? That's just low.

chickenpie90 16

Tuesday 25 October 2011 13:46

Hahaha

ZXDriver 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 13:51

"Practice safe sex and go **** yourself"

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 26 October 2011 19:40

I tried safe sex once... I couldn't find a safe big enough and kept falling off.

SoundGood 14

Tuesday 25 October 2011 13:52

Someone told your car: Go **** yourself

perdix 29

Tuesday 25 October 2011 13:55

Isn't a ***** in the tailpipe called a butt plug?

hellryu 20

Tuesday 25 October 2011 13:59

That was a dick move on someones part.

ikickgingers 15

Tuesday 25 October 2011 14:02

Like 9 said... Okay so a banana cost what less than a dollar. 99 cents a pound last time I bought some. ****** depending on quality can range from like $15-$75 or more( at least at adult book store near me). Point: you must have really pissed someone off... Just looking at value of things that you could place in a tailpipe.... Did you eff someone's spouse? Kick a kitten? Burn down an orphanage??You did something... I wanna know dammit!!!! :D

perdix 29

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:42

Are you shopping at Nieman-Marcus for bananas? Bananas should cost 49 cents a pound or less. You need to shop around and with the money you save, you can travel to meet creepy old dudes ;)