Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: What've you been up to?

What've you been up to?

By BadtoWorse - 23/03/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, after thinking I smelled the aroma of stale alcohol, I asked my husband, who is a recovering alcoholic, if he has been completely honest with me about all that he has been doing. Bracing myself to hear about his fall off the wagon, I instead heard a confession of adultery. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 03:27 - United States - Utica

Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML

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Creeper Alert

By "of fucking course" - 05/09/2017 06:00

Today, I was feeling a little frisky and started making out with my husband on our couch. He had just taken off my shirt when a strange smell hit my nose. I turned my head and saw my alcoholic neighbor with a cigarette in his hand, watching the entire thing unfold. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 16:00

Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML

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Bye bye love

By stacyyvonne - 07/10/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I finally found the courage to tell my drug addict husband that I'm leaving him. He sat in his chair, denying using drugs, ever. Right after he said this, he passed out and spilled hot coffee on himself. He then denied spilling the coffee. As I was leaving, he took all of my shoes. FML

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By thelunarwolf - 02/03/2011 03:41

Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML

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Driven to drink

By Anonymous - 23/07/2023 15:00

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 861

By You're NOT getting lucky today hun - 12/10/2012 09:27 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after confronting my boyfriend about cheating on me, he confessed to everything. I was caught off guard by his honesty, but not nearly as caught off guard as I was when he eagerly questioned me on when our breakup sex will be. FML

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By god - 29/04/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Livingston

Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

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By Renée - 25/08/2018 03:30

Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML

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PsychoMerk 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 19:22

Leave him. No second chances for anyone, EVER. because what happens? they take it as a sign of weakness and do it allll over again ;0

anoelle 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 19:13

sad!!!! F your husband!

Comments

Rickyretardo 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 20:43

srry wat is commiting adultry?

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 20:46

There us an old saying, When you go looking for trouble you will find it every time.

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 23 March 2010 21:23

Could actually be a smokescreen if he wants you in such a state of shock you don't lecture him about the alcohol.

grim5 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 22:09

almost all cheaters never stop, they always have some stupid excuse and it's all just bullshit that they couldn't keep their pants on

DJeezy13 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 22:21

@ OP technically it wouldn't be the aroma of stale alcohol. More like the odor considering stale alcohol wouldn't smell good

vinegarChic 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 23:55

wow, you're onto a winner with that one.

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 0:19

DAMN that's some serious shit right there

letsgobucks 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 1:24

mind ur own business. that's prolly y he cheated

perdix 29

Wednesday 24 March 2010 1:26

Was it with a woman or did he do a circle jerk with Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Samuel Adams and Captain Morgan? Oh, and,. . . 69th! Bitches!

WolfsGuns 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 2:16

pedrix, you disapoint me.

dabomb1463 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 9:40

It's Perdix

J352SAURUS 30

Wednesday 2 November 2016 7:13

Pedrix is his Mexican cousin.

Katara107 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 2:20

oh well what's the use of getting married then if u'll just end up Banging other ppls pussy cats; when u can be on ur own and bang whoever and still be happy u don't have anybody to confess to with a guilty conscience??