Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated cause I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone I realized my mind played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
By someone72 / Monday 22 March 2010 23:20 / United States
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  redbluegreen  |  40

I did, BrisingrSverdar. I was going to comment on it, but then I got distracted by the ornamental penis opportunity.

And I feel my phone vibrate just before it does.

  Bubbelz  |  24

When my ex broke up with me I was checking my mobiles each 2 to 5 minutes for a month. sometimes I was 100% sure I received something so ye been there as well :O

  bbycakes13  |  0

hahah ok soo iim not the only onee
who thought that until ii read the rest x) lol

that happens too mee all the timee
sometimees wen it's in my pocket too :D

  capgray  |  0

why is everyone commenting super lonely on this site? haha but watever, this sounds like a follow up to the fml where the guy bought an iphone so someone would talk to him

  Daerauko  |  0

lol yeah, it only sucks because the OP is so obsessed with having no friends. lonely? go make a friend or two. can't do that? get a job that forces people to interact with you. lol enough of that and you'll probably want your peace and quiet back

By  Aah_Zombies  |  0

Hah, I've had the sensation of my phone vibrating when it really wasn't too. I, however, didn't link a subconscious motive to it. Sorry you don't have anyone who wants to talk to you :(

  a1s  |  3

it's a documented condition called "phantom vibration syndrome", most cell phone users get it, and has nothing to do with your subconscious.

By  iLoveJoseph  |  0

i hear the ring on my phone but it ends up bein the TV and i flip and answer my phone even tho no one is calling.. then i realize no ones there and ... luckily it only happens weekdays when i dont even get to use my phone haha still tho.. sucks for you=

By  FYLDeep  |  25

You also subconsciously capitalized the word "into". I'm sure that indicates some kind of repressed sexual desire. What are you trying to get "into" OP?

By  amatayo  |  0

I've been in a very deep convo and I thought my phone was vibrating but it's whatever happens to the best of us. Besides no one wants their phone going off all the time.