Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: What've you been up to?

What've you been up to?

By BadtoWorse - 23/03/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, after thinking I smelled the aroma of stale alcohol, I asked my husband, who is a recovering alcoholic, if he has been completely honest with me about all that he has been doing. Bracing myself to hear about his fall off the wagon, I instead heard a confession of adultery. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 03:27 - United States - Utica

Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML

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By "of fucking course" - 05/09/2017 06:00

Today, I was feeling a little frisky and started making out with my husband on our couch. He had just taken off my shirt when a strange smell hit my nose. I turned my head and saw my alcoholic neighbor with a cigarette in his hand, watching the entire thing unfold. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 16:00

Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML

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Bye bye love

By stacyyvonne - 07/10/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I finally found the courage to tell my drug addict husband that I'm leaving him. He sat in his chair, denying using drugs, ever. Right after he said this, he passed out and spilled hot coffee on himself. He then denied spilling the coffee. As I was leaving, he took all of my shoes. FML

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By thelunarwolf - 02/03/2011 03:41

Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML

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Driven to drink

By Anonymous - 23/07/2023 15:00

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML

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By You're NOT getting lucky today hun - 12/10/2012 09:27 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after confronting my boyfriend about cheating on me, he confessed to everything. I was caught off guard by his honesty, but not nearly as caught off guard as I was when he eagerly questioned me on when our breakup sex will be. FML

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By god - 29/04/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Livingston

Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

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By Renée - 25/08/2018 03:30

Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML

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PsychoMerk 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 19:22

Leave him. No second chances for anyone, EVER. because what happens? they take it as a sign of weakness and do it allll over again ;0

anoelle 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 19:13

sad!!!! F your husband!

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paperboat_fml 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 2:30

Maybe the alcohol led to the adultry?

paper_dragonfly 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 7:54

that's a good point, he could have been drunk when he did it. not that it makes it any BETTER, just that it gives you a better reason than he find you unattractive or is unfaithful normally.

GoSmegma 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 3:43

Wow... that is just plain awful.

reca89 5

Wednesday 24 March 2010 4:14

that is awful :( but what's ydi?

dabomb1463 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 9:41

You deserved it

MrFlintstone 5

Wednesday 24 March 2010 4:18

hahahahhahahahahahahahaha no that really sucks tell him he's going to hell

meluvsyou 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 6:15

OP, are you Sandra Bullock? Sue the mistress for 9M like that girl from NC if you kive in one of the 7 states that allows that. (I can't see where she's from on my phone app.)