Today, my ex purposely taught our kids to call all the Star Wars characters by Star Trek names. I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that she did it, or the fact that it makes me utterly insane when they say them. FML
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Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
Today, my fiancée’s siblings kept calling me by her ex-boyfriend’s name. FML
Today, my daughter once again called my boyfriend by the name of an ex-boyfriend. She always does this and she claims it’s because they’re all bald. Can she not remember their very distinct faces? FML
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
Today, to get revenge on our kids for constantly annoying her with that "6, 7" bullshit, my wife has decided to speak only in 90s slang and Pauly Shore quotes. I feel like I haven’t had a normal conversation in weeks! I’m losing my fucking mind! FML
Today, my bitch ex has successfully trained our daughter to refer to her second husband as “Dad” and me as Mister, or Sir, or even by my first name a few times. This has to be abuse of some kind, mental anguish, cruel and unusual bullshit. FML
Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I was giving my friend a crash course in Star Wars over coffee. As I was telling him about the primitive and savage Sand People, some attention-seeking tit came out of nowhere and called me racist. Apparently she thought I was talking about people from the Middle East. FML
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RichardPencil 30
I like the part where Capt. James T. Skywalker gets advice from Obi-Wan Spock on rescuing Princess Uhura. Your head might be exploding like the Death Enterprise at the end of “The Wrath of Binks.” Oops. Spoiler alert.
Michael Hicks 4
I like the Star Wars poster that has all the characters in it wearing Star Trek uniforms, but all the actors on the poster are from Firefly.
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RichardPencil 30
I like the part where Capt. James T. Skywalker gets advice from Obi-Wan Spock on rescuing Princess Uhura. Your head might be exploding like the Death Enterprise at the end of “The Wrath of Binks.” Oops. Spoiler alert.
Michael Hicks 4
I like the Star Wars poster that has all the characters in it wearing Star Trek uniforms, but all the actors on the poster are from Firefly.
TheMightyMrJ 6
actually Death Enterprise sounds like a cool name for an evil organization.
Charlie Given 26
So do it right back but with make up and woman's clothes, like foundation you can call it paint or cement, high heels become hooker stilts 🤣🤣😂
Chris Cowperthwait 4
that's actually a pretty funny prank though, not really an fml situation though
1known 31
Getting mad about it truly makes it a fml situation. The fact that op knows about it and writes about it on this site gives me a new hope that he and the next generation will enjoy watching star whatever together in the future.
alycion 38
That’s a creative way to use kids as weapons. And it’s something you and your kids will laugh about later.
RichardPencil 30
Except for when they get beat up for showing the other kids how Darth McCoy said, “Luke, I am your father” in Klingon.
BurnInDemonFire 35
Dude, did you see the trailer for the Obi-Wan spin-off series?! It's the ******* shit! It's got C-3PO, a blonde Rey, and Yoda's a ******* dog! I can't wait!
FluffythePink 23
Biological and psychological warfare in one move. You should be outrageously proud of having such a demonic genius of a wife. Also, I recommend NEVER actually pissing her off...