Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stopped at a café before work and ordered a cappuccino. They called out, “Cathy?” I assumed it was mine, grabbed it, and left. Turns out Cathy likes her coffee with four espresso shots. By 10 a.m., I was vibrating and sending emails that read like manifestos. FML
Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML
Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML
Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML
Today, on my second morning at college, I tried to make coffee using my Keurig. I realized after I got back from my shower that I hadn't put a cup under the machine. All 3 drawers of my dresser are now filled with coffee. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I discovered the office coffee machine had been replaced with a complex espresso maker. I'm so introverted that instead of asking for help, I spent the day googling how to operate it, all to end up with a cup of lukewarm frothed milk. FML
Today, I was taking phone calls. In my dreams. That's just how horrible my job is. FML
Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML
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harrystylesfan69 5
Damn those cappuchino machines!
DrMime 10
Does it have an evil grin? Or was it a wet dream, make sure not to 'frapé' too hard! You might mocha latte in your pants.
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Comments (113)
meruu_2005 1
That's not a bad dream lmao
yoyo2309 7
coz thats normal i dream about hot chick not cappucino machines oh well people find joy in different things whats ur fav expresso
calebhampton 1
Actually only type of coffee I like is vanilla almond mocha my aunt used to always get me those sadly I never see her EVER like my father I miss drinking slushees but it's been 4 yrs
perdix 31
Have you heard how some of those machines sigh and groan as they blow off steam? They make better noise than most of the fakey pornstars . . . and at the end, the final product is truly satisfying ;)
Kayla8795 2
Lol my friend just lol
coffeechick 1
Aww mmmmuffin fyl indeed Poor baby, dreaming about work. Yeah, cant get any worse than that. Sucks to be you.
AyaFern 19
Oh, I hear ya. Coffee is delicios and a important part of almost everyone's day. But the machine at work?.. The coffee there's probably nasty.. so definitely not worth craving.
matt_trucker 0
AND...
poleybear 3
So this dumb shit made FML but mine didnt? **** this shit mine was way better!
thefmlman2011 37
I had a dream about someone from my air force cadets
22jrdn55 15
OMG, the horror! And I thought you were straight. Get a life, there's absolutely nothing wrong with your dream!