Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stopped at a café before work and ordered a cappuccino. They called out, “Cathy?” I assumed it was mine, grabbed it, and left. Turns out Cathy likes her coffee with four espresso shots. By 10 a.m., I was vibrating and sending emails that read like manifestos. FML
Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML
Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML
Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML
Today, on my second morning at college, I tried to make coffee using my Keurig. I realized after I got back from my shower that I hadn't put a cup under the machine. All 3 drawers of my dresser are now filled with coffee. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I discovered the office coffee machine had been replaced with a complex espresso maker. I'm so introverted that instead of asking for help, I spent the day googling how to operate it, all to end up with a cup of lukewarm frothed milk. FML
Today, I was taking phone calls. In my dreams. That's just how horrible my job is. FML
Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML
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harrystylesfan69 5
Damn those cappuchino machines!
DrMime 10
Does it have an evil grin? Or was it a wet dream, make sure not to 'frapé' too hard! You might mocha latte in your pants.
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Comments (113)
juicifer 0
You ever have the one where you're Xmas shopping in London with William Shatner and looking at Roman columns?
OfficeNinja 5
My wife accuses me of having an affair with the espresso machine. And I am secretly in love with the machine at work - the wife knows about that. I confessed under tickle torture. I think it is perfectly normal to dream about the work cappuccino machine. And be glad you have one! My employer gave us zippity-doo-doo, I had to bring in my own drip machine/3 bar pump espresso machine using my own money.
holholmikan 11
YDI for submitting this FML there is hardly anything FML about this OP
micahsmommy 13
Time to switch to tea. It's much more relaxing to dream about. :)
Davick 0
hows this calls at work have been so bad I woke up to my cell one morning I answered " this the tech room what's your problem" it was my gf
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Must be some good cappuccino's.
dusdra 7
really hot like u
SuddsTv 6
thers no shame in liking coffee
RAWRstover 4
You should try working at Starbucks. I have nightmares.
smilelynzi 5
I dream about hearing the Starbucks drive thru ding at night.... Oh Starbucks!!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How is this an FML? Dreams are just dreams because of something in your subconscious. It's a coffee machine, not an axe murderer. How did this even get approved?
melrose90210 10
I honestly don't blame you. Those things are heaven.