Today, an old fling said she regretted her previous choice and wanted to try again, so I happily accepted. She failed to tell me that her previous choice was crazy. Not only is he stalking her, but he's also stalking me, and sending her messages about who I'm with and what I'm doing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the person who I've asked to back off is still messaging me and making me more stressed out. I'm pretty sure he fancies me, but I'm asexual. This after he already promised to back off multiple times. I think I've got myself a stalker. FML
Today, I got a text from an old hook up. I assumed it was a mistake, since we hadn’t spoken in years. She replied that her fiancé just dumped her after finding our old chat log. The last message was 10 years ago, and apparently she has become a prude since then, so now I’m a homewrecker. FML
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, my ex, whom I dumped in 2024 because she stopped caring about me or what I did, is stalking online someone I have just started dating. She went to her workplace, then called me to tell me I'm hers and she will never let "the other woman" take me from her. Not sure if I like the indifferent one or the jealous psycho less. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
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DMA 11
“11:58pm - He’s in bed with some chick. 11:59pm - Looks like she’s wearing one of YOUR tops. 12:00am - She’s checking her phone… oh wait. 12:01am - Turns out he was with you. 12:02am - You look a bit stressed. Should I come over?”
JasonThorn 23
Which would explain her regret, wouldn't it?
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JasonThorn 23
Which would explain her regret, wouldn't it?
DMA 11
“11:58pm - He’s in bed with some chick. 11:59pm - Looks like she’s wearing one of YOUR tops. 12:00am - She’s checking her phone… oh wait. 12:01am - Turns out he was with you. 12:02am - You look a bit stressed. Should I come over?”
RichardPencil 32
Three-way!!! That’ll fix everything in one fell swoop! Aren’t you grateful that you have access to my genius?
Charlie Given 28
Wow time for the police before it escalates into something for worse.
tounces7 28
Sounds like she's just using you as a way to distract him off of her.