Love, Money, Awkward and Fear: What a tool

What a tool

By kash - 01/06/2015 18:14 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

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You deserved it 3 211

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 20:02 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML

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Can't have friends

By Owie - 12/01/2022 17:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML

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Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 02:00 - United States - Kent

Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML

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By alex - 14/03/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML

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Trust

By oww - 14/05/2020 08:02

Today, I told my boyfriend we should avoid the local walking trail after I got followed by a homeless man. He assured me we’d be fine and the guy wouldn’t approach me as long as I had a man with me. Wrong. We both got beat up and robbed by said homeless man. FML

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By tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

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You deserved it 1 651

By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 00:00 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML

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By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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You deserved it 3 260

GrinchFu1 27

Tuesday 2 June 2015 6:58

You mean your ex-boyfriend, right!?

Lachie20001 21

Tuesday 2 June 2015 6:58

Time to ditch him instead.

Comments

rlak111 19

Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:02

That's hot

Calacor 17

Tuesday 2 June 2015 9:06

Im hoping thats sarcasm

wtffml1979 22

Tuesday 2 June 2015 10:23

That's not

sturschaedel 27

Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:03

Now I know why people claim that chivalry is dead. What a selfish pussy. I'm not usually one to say "dump him", but in this case: totally end it. If he puts himself before you in this situation he likely will do the same every time when faced with that desicion. That is no working basis for a relationship.

Exaspera 54

Tuesday 2 June 2015 8:51

But grab his wallet while you leave

silverkaast 9

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:56

chivalry is 12th century battle code.... and it as actually still pretty dead, cause the dude bitched out.

dudeofawe 15

Tuesday 16 June 2015 4:19

This really has nothing to do with Chivalry. This is just not being a shitty human being. If she did the same to her boyfriend it would be almost as horrible if not just as horrible.

copperlund 14

Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:04

He sure sounds like a keeper...

Rented_eyebrows 18

Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:16

Sarcasm! I like that :3

CyberSeeker 20

Tuesday 2 June 2015 7:04

Wow what a loser get rid of him

tanishpradhan 20

Tuesday 2 June 2015 11:29

The guy had a knife pulled on him.. Give him a break..

limabeans101029 20

Tuesday 2 June 2015 13:01

74- It's normal to be scared of a mugger but anyone willing to put someone they supposedly love into such a dangerous situation and then just leave them there to fend for themselves does not deserve to be with that person.

Colon_Man 17

Tuesday 2 June 2015 17:07

That's not a knife. THIS is a knife.

brand125 17

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:22

give him a break? are you lacking brain cells? he threw her under the bus and left her with a guy with a knife, who forgives a loved one who doesnt value your life enough to save you aswell? you disgust me