Miscellaneous: What a hunt

What a hunt

By nickcedola40 - 04/04/2013 00:24 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheelchair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheelchair. FML

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kglambert24 8

Thursday 4 April 2013 9:43

That's actually a little creepy.

techweed 12

Thursday 4 April 2013 9:52

"Make her day by asking her to marry me"... A bit conceited, aren't we?

Comments

yrue82 7

Thursday 4 April 2013 17:31

That's what you get for thinking that anybody would marry you!

Xotoolyxo 16

Thursday 4 April 2013 17:37

Should have just hopped onto her lap and you two could've rolled away

mrebeccan 19

Thursday 4 April 2013 17:47

make her day? someone thinks highly of themselves huh? ;-)

simoncat 11

Thursday 4 April 2013 18:20

Why would being asked to marry YOU make hER day? Pretty full of yourself, aren't ya?

Sir_Swaggington 6

Thursday 4 April 2013 18:27

Why the **** would you asking some random person to marry you make their day? YDI.

bluerhhajfk 17

Thursday 4 April 2013 18:29

Man, this DID make my day!

Kk_Waylen24 21

Thursday 4 April 2013 19:03

What if she said yes? You would have to ruin her day and say "oh just kidding!"

Nirah_fml 18

Thursday 4 April 2013 19:13

I don't know why everyone's jumping on him going "Why would that make her day!?" I would have thought the same thing he did. I work as a Care Attendant in a retirement home and, from my experience, the majority of elderly people love to be included in any jokes or silliness. He could have done the same thing to just about any of the elderly people I know and they would have loved it.