Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheelchair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheelchair. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML
Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
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kglambert24 8
That's actually a little creepy.
techweed 12
"Make her day by asking her to marry me"... A bit conceited, aren't we?
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sezzle17 11
Damn she's a crazy old hoe
Angelastic_fml 18
Next she'll be complaining about rake culture.
SMHsohard 22
All the scavenger hunts I did as a kid required some proof that you actually did find the object required. Were you supposed to drag this little old lady back to the party? Also, "make her day" by asking her to marry you? I'm thinking her day was just fine, thank you, until you got all up in her business asking a damnfool question.
Enslaved 38
I went on a scavenger hunt with a bunch of friends. Super fun! We split up in groups of 4 with disposable cameras that needed to be dropped off at the 1 hours photo at X time. We had three hours to take a picture of: A water fountain Being in a shopping cart Walking an old lady across the street Throwing a pizza up in the air Getting into a stranger's swimming pool Getting a price check Sitting in back of a police car. (Extra points if he let you wear handcuffs) etc... Surprisingly, all 8 groups were able to get pics of this one. All the cops (different ones) were amused with our game list and helped us out. Mine was doing off duty work at a shopping center .:P
RaggleFrock 13
What makes you think it would make her day? Because you think you're insanely hot and awwww you proposed to a cripple because, well you're just adorable like that., huh? Gtfo ydi
RaggleFrock 13
What makes you think it would make her day? Because you think you're insanely hot and awwww you proposed to a disabled person because, well you're just adorable like that., huh? Gtfo ydi
Joe9024 20
You get modded, then come back with another idiot comment?? Props to you for choosing the hard way to learn.
skatoolaki 24
So - because she's in a wheelchair and elderly - having a random stranger proffer a wedding proposal is supposed to "make her day"?
simplysarcastics 26
It seems she just wasn't in the mood for young people's shenanigans today lol. But her trying to run you over with the chair was not cool
Chucklikesbacon 12
I don't understand how it would make someones day, if you asked them to marry you. If they take it as a prank, they'd feel sort of made fun of. If they take it seriously (and of course, most people wouldn't) it'd be sort of disappointing, when they're like, "yeah, I'll marry you" and then you have to explain that it was just part of a scavenger hunt. So I think both scenarios end up disappointing people...
charvisioku 22
Why would it make her day? Arrogant son of a bitch.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Thats messed up
nanner42 13
You should have asked an ugly girl...she would have said yes in a heartbeat
Chucklikesbacon 12
I'm sorry, but I think beauty is a thing of perception. Also, someone nice is a lot prettier than an ass. And that comment was rather like something an ass would say...
Steffi 26
You are horrible.