Wet dream

By Annettedarling - 21/04/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 990
You deserved it 522

Same thing different taste

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Gngr_Grl 26

When my eyes initially scanned this fml, they caught the words "my dog acted out," "sex," and "with me." This was a much MUCH milder fml than the one my brain initially had a split second of horror over.

United Airlines 2

Sadly it only works with dalmations

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reymon8823 24

The only way this could be funnier is if your dog is a Dalmatian lmao sorry OP

Sadly she is a porkie..A Pomeranian/Yorkshire terrier cross