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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML

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You deserved it 2 322

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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You deserved it 2 403

Suburbia

By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 14:05 - United Kingdom

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street, about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

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You deserved it 3 027

Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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You deserved it 1 795

By neighbour hell - 25/04/2013 17:56 - Norway - Kristiansand

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML

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You deserved it 2 717

Home sweet home

By readytomove - 18/09/2025 12:00

Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML

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You deserved it 48

By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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You deserved it 2 267

Nice neighborhood

By Frustrated - 03/01/2014 02:24 - United States - Tustin

Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML

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You deserved it 3 689

By Mumbling Mutt101 - 15/08/2011 06:23 - Australia

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

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You deserved it 5 885

By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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You deserved it 8 675

By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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You deserved it 747

Glitterhinoceros 14

Tuesday 31 January 2012 3:07

It's YOUR driveway, run them over with your car.

thatshot808 6

Tuesday 31 January 2012 3:06

If your family tree doesn't fork, then you might be a redneck

Comments

Elijah69 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 14:12

Yes the American image in its most perfect form.

jre89 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:28

They are from the UK, not America.

TexasCMoney 2

Tuesday 31 January 2012 14:18

Shoulda just filled the whole street full of uppercut...

AvikC818 8

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:33

Im sorry... I hate rednecks

cntryiscntrywide 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:19

That's considered hillbilly and, yes there is a difference.

cherryllollo 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:50

sue em all. then u can have 3 trailers instead of one

Dirgel 4

Tuesday 31 January 2012 18:56

Should have got out of your car and just said "I expect a check to be left in the mailbox" and then just walked in the house like a boss.

alyssana 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 20:35

get the most expensive quote to pay for it that you can find and bill them for it.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 31 January 2012 23:22

Should've run them over GTA style.

lildixiegirl 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:15

Whats wrong with rednecks guys? Typical yanks.. Pretty funny I must say! ;)

nickkingcool 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 6:12

Your not helping with the advancement of the world.

lildixiegirl 0

Friday 3 February 2012 21:24

Sure as hell we do, without us, rednecks, hillbillies, and farmers.. How'd y'all get your crops? Damn. Like I said typical.. I don't see why err one thinks rednecks are uneducated, and stupid? Can you tell a 12 point buck from a 7 point? Didn't think soo..