Blinded

By Anonymous - 25/08/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, my phone’s flashlight turned on in my pocket while I was at the movie theater. I didn’t notice until the stranger next to me whispered, “Hey, your dick is glowing.” FML
I agree, your life sucks 361
You deserved it 143

Same thing different taste

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tiptoppc 19

Response should’ve been: “It found the climax in the movie story…”

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tiptoppc 19

Response should’ve been: “It found the climax in the movie story…”

Turn the phone off before the movie starts.