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so?
I don't see the FML here.
This is a really lame FML. A guy's flirting with you. He may not be your taste, but there's nothing ****** about your life if that's the worst that's happened to you :|
Today, while visiting a bar, i saw this desperate and lonely girl working. She looked like she hasn't gotten some in a while, so i gave her the benefit of the doubt and decided to flatter her. When i asked her if she wanted to go home, she turned me down due to my weight. At least now i know why she hasn't gotten some. FML
Wow. Your cool. NOT. And maybe guys do like her but just dont talk to her? You cant judge people. For example. Since you said this im going to ASSUME you have no life and like making fun of other people to try and bring up your own self confidence
Sometimes FMLs are funny from a different perspective. This one is not.
I randomly turn bright red, embarrassed or not. Sometimes it comes at inopportune times.
"Sometimes it comes at inopportune moments" That's what she said.
That sucks. You should make an FML if you haven't already.
Yeah, I blush or my face goes hot in situations I don't want it to happen. Sucks A LOT.
He assumed you liked him because you didn't tell him to eat shit and die, or walk away from him.
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well i blush all the time too...it can get embarrassing sometimes, i suppose, but at least someone thinks you're pretty :)
I randomly turn bright red, embarrassed or not. Sometimes it comes at inopportune times.