Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: War drums - FML

War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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By ChubbyTubby - 17/01/2010 18:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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Automaton

By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

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Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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OcampoFTW 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:06

Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"

marmots 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:11

At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"

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13jparker 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:24

Star Wars doesn't have a 'theme,' dumbass.

mandy1397 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:51

hahahahahahaha I laughed so hard at this!!

funturtle23 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:07

Swag

zombiesnailz 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:24

lmao haha my boyfriend does this! he sings others songs too and sometimes I get racecar or other sound effects! haha I think its hilarious(:

sueannpalma 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:27

loly fiancé would do the same thing ... he has done the jaws song lol

cjgqsmooth 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:44

did he start off by saying, long ago in a pussy far far away? lhh

jpretz 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 6:23

If he does it again then kick him in the death stars

NYBellz 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 6:26

that's funny but if that was my man I'd make him go down on me to stay quiet lol

Roboxer85 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 6:35

'Great shot kid, that was one in a million!'

jedielf 23

Sunday 31 July 2011 6:50

Don't forget a line from before that - "Now let's blow this thing so we can all go home!" (NB: Even if Star Wars may be one of the greatest fandoms in the world - NOT THE TIME AND PLACE TO BE REFERENCING IT. LOL)

Roboxer85 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 7:28

I think some girls just look for things to complain about lol

Fukk_fml 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 6:46

Lmao you made my day:D

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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