FML : Today, in preparation for a third interview for my dream job, I spent an hour selecting the perfect outfit. I hung everything on my bedroom door and went...

Today, in preparation for a third interview for my dream job, I spent an hour selecting the perfect outfit. I hung everything on my bedroom door and went to shower. My dog decided to play tug-of-war with the clothing and redesign the shoes. The only thing to survive unscathed was the hanger. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 23 May 2013 10:52 / United States

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By Sir_ND_Pity | 35

#5503788 - Thursday 23 May 2013 07:02

I think you might still get the job if you wear your birthday suit right ;-) but, seriously, I apologize for my kind. We can't help it; we love tug-of-war. FYL, OP!

By perdix | 29

#5503801 - Thursday 23 May 2013 07:06

Show up naked! There's a position that just opened up from some tight-ass who determined that flirty fun in the office was "sexual harassment." You'll get the job if you show them you are willing to "play ball."

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By Sir_ND_Pity | 35

#5503788 - Thursday 23 May 2013 07:02

I think you might still get the job if you wear your birthday suit right ;-) but, seriously, I apologize for my kind. We can't help it; we love tug-of-war. FYL, OP!

SirTalkaton | 22

#5503793 - Thursday 23 May 2013 07:03

That depends on how good looking or well endowed OP is.

fareith | 15

#5504344 - Friday 24 May 2013 04:19

#2 - Thank youuu, Cap'n Obvious.

By SirTalkaton | 22

#5503797 - Thursday 23 May 2013 07:04

Good luck OP! Remember, YOU make the clothes, the CLOTHES don't make you! Own any outfit you've got!

HOTSHOT99999 | 2

#5504150 - Friday 24 May 2013 12:48

Dont hate, appreciate!

By perdix | 29

#5503801 - Thursday 23 May 2013 07:06

Sir_ND_Pity | 35

#5503810 - Thursday 23 May 2013 07:09

4 - There definitely is a position for a naked person and, depending on the boss's predilections, a tight ass might not be a con, if you know what I mean ;-)

mackdeezy | 17

#5503861 - Thursday 23 May 2013 07:30

#4 more like "play with balls"

Weika | 5

#5503999 - Thursday 23 May 2013 08:55

That's the joke.

By Ambient25 | 24

#5503802 - Thursday 23 May 2013 07:06

Just pick up the phone in front of the dog and call a Chinese buffet, telling them you have a "you know what" for their menu. That should scare your dog.

By GunSh0w | 4

#5503813 - Thursday 23 May 2013 07:10

It's time for a new dream job if you couldn't get it after 3

RedPillSucks | 30

#5503841 - Thursday 23 May 2013 07:20

Actually, some companies have multiple interviews of candidates they're serious about hiring and who may be qualified for more than one position. OP should simply go with her next best clothing option. As someone else said, the person makes the outfit, not the otherway round.

By Horsempeg | 25

#5503816 - Thursday 23 May 2013 07:11

That sucks OP! My dog does the same. They have to be trained better! Hopefully you had something even better to wear then what you picked out :)

By Jharrist89 | 12

#5503827 - Thursday 23 May 2013 07:14

I doubt your suit would've made a lasting impression. You were obviously competing for your dream job.

By PulseShock | 9

#5503828 - Thursday 23 May 2013 07:15

Atleast it wasn't chocolate and the dog died. You should know your dog by now and should leave clothes or anything he could "eat" away from him. Sorry but YDI

MrClean17 | 15

#5503928 - Thursday 23 May 2013 08:07

Sometimes dogs randomly misbehave. We had a dog who was good for five years then suddenly started shitting in the house everyday for no reason. I don't get why it's a FML though. It sucks losing the clothes but il sure there's another outfit OP can wear to the interview.