I think you might still get the job if you wear your birthday suit right ;-) but, seriously, I apologize for my kind. We can't help it; we love tug-of-war. FYL, OP!

Good luck OP! Remember, YOU make the clothes, the CLOTHES don't make you! Own any outfit you've got!

Show up naked! There's a position that just opened up from some tight-ass who determined that flirty fun in the office was "sexual harassment." You'll get the job if you show them you are willing to "play ball."

Just pick up the phone in front of the dog and call a Chinese buffet, telling them you have a "you know what" for their menu. That should scare your dog.

It's time for a new dream job if you couldn't get it after 3

That sucks OP! My dog does the same. They have to be trained better! Hopefully you had something even better to wear then what you picked out :)

I doubt your suit would've made a lasting impression. You were obviously competing for your dream job.

Atleast it wasn't chocolate and the dog died. You should know your dog by now and should leave clothes or anything he could "eat" away from him. Sorry but YDI

Well if it was one of those velvet hangers, you could wear that. Those are fancy

That's ruff. Damn you scooby doo! Stop meddling in other people's business!