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By Anonymous - / Thursday 23 May 2013 10:52 / United States
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By  perdix  |  29

Show up naked! There's a position that just opened up from some tight-ass who determined that flirty fun in the office was "sexual harassment." You'll get the job if you show them you are willing to "play ball."

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  SirTalkaton  |  22

That depends on how good looking or well endowed OP is.

By  perdix  |  29

Show up naked! There's a position that just opened up from some tight-ass who determined that flirty fun in the office was "sexual harassment." You'll get the job if you show them you are willing to "play ball."

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  mackdeezy  |  17

#4 more like "play with balls"

By  Ambient25  |  24

Just pick up the phone in front of the dog and call a Chinese buffet, telling them you have a "you know what" for their menu. That should scare your dog.

By  GunSh0w  |  4

It's time for a new dream job if you couldn't get it after 3

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

Actually, some companies have multiple interviews of candidates they're serious about hiring and who may be qualified for more than one position. OP should simply go with her next best clothing option. As someone else said, the person makes the outfit, not the otherway round.

By  PulseShock  |  9

Atleast it wasn't chocolate and the dog died. You should know your dog by now and should leave clothes or anything he could "eat" away from him. Sorry but YDI

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  MrClean17  |  15

Sometimes dogs randomly misbehave. We had a dog who was good for five years then suddenly started shitting in the house everyday for no reason. I don't get why it's a FML though. It sucks losing the clothes but il sure there's another outfit OP can wear to the interview.

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