I think you might still get the job if you wear your birthday suit right ;-) but, seriously, I apologize for my kind. We can't help it; we love tug-of-war. FYL, OP!

That depends on how good looking or well endowed OP is.

#2 - Thank youuu, Cap'n Obvious.

Good luck OP! Remember, YOU make the clothes, the CLOTHES don't make you! Own any outfit you've got!

Dont hate, appreciate!

Show up naked! There's a position that just opened up from some tight-ass who determined that flirty fun in the office was "sexual harassment." You'll get the job if you show them you are willing to "play ball."

4 - There definitely is a position for a naked person and, depending on the boss's predilections, a tight ass might not be a con, if you know what I mean ;-)

#4 more like "play with balls"

That's the joke.

Just pick up the phone in front of the dog and call a Chinese buffet, telling them you have a "you know what" for their menu. That should scare your dog.

It's time for a new dream job if you couldn't get it after 3

Actually, some companies have multiple interviews of candidates they're serious about hiring and who may be qualified for more than one position. OP should simply go with her next best clothing option. As someone else said, the person makes the outfit, not the otherway round.

That sucks OP! My dog does the same. They have to be trained better! Hopefully you had something even better to wear then what you picked out :)

I doubt your suit would've made a lasting impression. You were obviously competing for your dream job.

Atleast it wasn't chocolate and the dog died. You should know your dog by now and should leave clothes or anything he could "eat" away from him. Sorry but YDI

Sometimes dogs randomly misbehave. We had a dog who was good for five years then suddenly started shitting in the house everyday for no reason. I don't get why it's a FML though. It sucks losing the clothes but il sure there's another outfit OP can wear to the interview.

Well if it was one of those velvet hangers, you could wear that. Those are fancy

That's ruff. Damn you scooby doo! Stop meddling in other people's business!