Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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OcampoFTW 4
Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"
marmots 0
At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"
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Comments (343)
slappomatt 4
I don't understand why women say F&ck my life when their men have a sense of humor. Lighten up!
Bobby64 29
Exactly! And even if she didn't like it, well, there's always next time. Not a big deal. But a funny FML. And even funnier comments. XD
skylerXx 6
it must have been that amazing. ;)
Xxgreenbug29xX 5
Someone likes Star Wars. He's definitely a keeper. (x
lilahhgee 0
Oh woww.. is he hot at least?
xminixlovex 6
if the force was with him,you're gonna have good sex.
Lavendar 0
Lmfao , Honestly .. That Spunds Cool As Hell
wierd1919 0
May the force be with you xD.
qwertyaznman123 1
I think it fits the occasion. I mean, he is entering a tiny crevice, and he is going to shoot (and not blow anything up, hopefully)
Johnl69 0
I have a big light saber also!
trollofdoom1307 1
you make it sound like that's a bad thing...