By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolls over and pees on my new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML
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Lol, "opened fire". For some reason I find this fml more cute then FMLish.

how do you ''accidentally stuck my finger in it.'' ? poor kid must be going FML!!

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Lol, "opened fire". For some reason I find this fml more cute then FMLish.

there's these things called: changing tables.

OP was baby sitting she wouldn't have a changing table unless she has small children of her own. However she could have put a blanket down since it was new carpet.

Common sense would still dictate you don't do it on new carpet

that's cute! i totally agree with number 1!!

Da fuq is wrong with you? If a kid fucking peed on my NEW carpet I would give it back I dont care who the mother is!

ew! that really sucks. i hope you got paid for that. nasty.

This is all very normal for babies, and is why you should have a large mat or a towel under them.

how do you ''accidentally stuck my finger in it.'' ? poor kid must be going FML!!

how did you get your finger in his pooper? FYL for the mishap, but i suggest being careful around an area where you really shouldnt be putting your fingers.

OP stuck her finger in the poop not her nephew's anus

i love the term "opened fire"!!! sounds like his poop were bullets and his derrier was the gun!!! ROFLMAO!!!

Hahaha ew an little ppl poop is like neon green (glow in the dark :D)