Kids: Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped...

By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolls over and pees on my new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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hamzy 0

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Friday 12 June 2009 9:38

Lol, "opened fire". For some reason I find this fml more cute then FMLish.

flydog 2

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Friday 12 June 2009 9:46

how do you ''accidentally stuck my finger in it.'' ? poor kid must be going FML!!

hamzy 0

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Friday 12 June 2009 9:38

Lol, "opened fire". For some reason I find this fml more cute then FMLish.

justbea777 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:39

gross

tonia_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:41

there's these things called: changing tables.

yankfan89 27

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Friday 6 July 2012 3:04

OP was baby sitting she wouldn't have a changing table unless she has small children of her own. However she could have put a blanket down since it was new carpet.

crudeandrudeguy 29

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Monday 27 July 2015 15:34

Common sense would still dictate you don't do it on new carpet

blacklie 0

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Friday 12 June 2009 9:41

that's cute! i totally agree with number 1!!

ciararocks1000 0

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Tuesday 27 December 2011 6:51

Da fuq is wrong with you? If a kid fucking peed on my NEW carpet I would give it back I dont care who the mother is!

rachelbrianna25 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:42

ew! that really sucks. i hope you got paid for that. nasty.

fmlxxxx 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:44

This is all very normal for babies, and is why you should have a large mat or a towel under them.

flydog 2

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Friday 12 June 2009 9:46

how do you ''accidentally stuck my finger in it.'' ? poor kid must be going FML!!

macs19 0

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Friday 12 June 2009 9:47

how did you get your finger in his pooper? FYL for the mishap, but i suggest being careful around an area where you really shouldnt be putting your fingers.