Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolls over and pees on my new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML
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hamzy
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Lol, "opened fire".
For some reason I find this fml more cute then FMLish.
For some reason I find this fml more cute then FMLish.
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justbea777
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gross
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tonia_fml
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there's these things called: changing tables.
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yankfan89
| 27
OP was baby sitting she wouldn't have a changing table unless she has small children of her own. However she could have put a blanket down since it was new carpet.
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crudeandrudeguy
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Common sense would still dictate you don't do it on new carpet
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blacklie
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that's cute! i totally agree with number 1!!
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ciararocks1000
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Da fuq is wrong with you? If a kid fucking peed on my NEW carpet I would give it back I dont care who the mother is!
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rachelbrianna25
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ew! that really sucks. i hope you got paid for that. nasty.
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fmlxxxx
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This is all very normal for babies, and is why you should have a large mat or a towel under them.
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flydog
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how do you ''accidentally stuck my finger in it.'' ? poor kid must be going FML!!
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macs19
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how did you get your finger in his pooper?
FYL for the mishap, but i suggest being careful around an area where you really shouldnt be putting your fingers.
FYL for the mishap, but i suggest being careful around an area where you really shouldnt be putting your fingers.
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yankfan89
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OP stuck her finger in the poop not her nephew's anus
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XgenerASIANboiX
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i love the term "opened fire"!!! sounds like his poop were bullets and his derrier was the gun!!! ROFLMAO!!!
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FatJoke321
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Hahaha ew an little ppl poop is like neon green (glow in the dark :D)
For some reason I find this fml more cute then FMLish.