FML : Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it....

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Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolls over and pees on my new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By chuchie - / Friday 12 June 2009 02:39 / United States

Kids

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By hamzy | 0

#296725 - Friday 12 June 2009 9:38

Lol, "opened fire".

For some reason I find this fml more cute then FMLish.

By flydog | 2

#296758 - Friday 12 June 2009 9:46

how do you ''accidentally stuck my finger in it.'' ? poor kid must be going FML!!

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By hamzy | 0

#296725 - Friday 12 June 2009 9:38

Lol, "opened fire".

For some reason I find this fml more cute then FMLish.

By justbea777 | 0

#296727 - Friday 12 June 2009 9:39

gross

By tonia_fml | 0

#296737 - Friday 12 June 2009 9:41

there's these things called: changing tables.

yankfan89 | 27

#4655484 - Friday 6 July 2012 3:04

OP was baby sitting she wouldn't have a changing table unless she has small children of her own. However she could have put a blanket down since it was new carpet.

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6363128 - Monday 27 July 2015 15:34

Common sense would still dictate you don't do it on new carpet

By blacklie | 0

#296738 - Friday 12 June 2009 9:41

that's cute! i totally agree with number 1!!

ciararocks1000 | 0

#3792327 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 6:51

Da fuq is wrong with you? If a kid fucking peed on my NEW carpet I would give it back I dont care who the mother is!

By rachelbrianna25 | 0

#296740 - Friday 12 June 2009 9:42

ew! that really sucks. i hope you got paid for that. nasty.

By fmlxxxx | 0

#296748 - Friday 12 June 2009 9:44

This is all very normal for babies, and is why you should have a large mat or a towel under them.

By flydog | 2

#296758 - Friday 12 June 2009 9:46

how do you ''accidentally stuck my finger in it.'' ? poor kid must be going FML!!

By macs19 | 0

#296763 - Friday 12 June 2009 9:47

how did you get your finger in his pooper?

FYL for the mishap, but i suggest being careful around an area where you really shouldnt be putting your fingers.