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Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I need surgery for a hernia that blew up after working out. I’ve been working out constantly to keep my mind off of my ex, who was the right person at the wrong time, and now I can’t even do that. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Today, I went to the gym after months of procrastinating. I walked straight into the glass wall next to the entrance instead of the door. A guy lifting near the front desk winced in sympathy. I still worked out, but I could see my face slowly swelling in the mirror. FML
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Today, it was my first day at a new gym, which cost a fortune. Some skinny teen who had clearly never lifted in his life dropped a weight while I was stretching and broke my ankle. Money down the drain. FML
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, at the gym, I attempted to deadlift after binge eating ice cream last night. I need new underwear. FML
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Meowingtons500 18
Go to the Doc Bastard. He will heal you with his magical unicorn powers. Then, have fun at your new gym. :)
perdix 31
Now you've got a nice bulge to show off to the ladies. Get you a Speedo!
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Comments (122)
Amrel 10
That must have been a rigourous sign up form!
Pelreskovich 11
Hernias heal.. Rest until you're well then get back to sculpting that 6-pack! Woohoo! ..hernias do suck though. :(
MrBoredGuy 1
No, actually they require surgery
Pelreskovich 11
No, actually they do not always require surgery.
eatsleepjb 8
Yeah they do always require surgery my brother had one...if they are not surgically removed then they stay there forever
xcarxcrashx 9
Oh yeah 45? Is that right???? Were you in the operating room too? If you were you would know they have to be repaired not removed.
Pelreskovich 11
It depends on the severity of the hernia.. Some abdominal hernias can be repaired by pushing in the correct spot on the abdomen with no surgery needed.. Many do need surgery, but not all.
eatsleepjb 8
Uhm xcar..yeah I actually was thanks for asking. And seriously do you have no life? You're just going around hating on all my comments. You're obviously an ignorant immature bitch
eatsleepjb 8
And 54, I don't think it's possible for it to just go back to normal..I could be wrong but I think they needs surgery no matter what because my brothers was barely anything and he still needed surgery
xcarxcrashx 9
I'm not hating on all your comments, just the ones that are stupid. Maybe someone will throw a rock at you.
eatsleepjb 8
Ok wow you're really stupid..If you're referring to my picture, you're even stupider because IM A GIRL.
Shafreeka 8
**more stupid
desireev 18
70- I'm a nice person and normally would never say what I'm about to.. But REALLY?! STUPIDER?! COME ON NOW!! ALSO.. HERNIAS DO NOT GET REMOVED! THEY GET REPAIRED!! The other commenter is wrong.. She said she is not hating on all of your comments. Just the stupid ones.. WHICH ARE ALL OF THEM!!! Get a life already.. You would normally be the person I'd be defending and saying nice things about even though you're acting ridiculous.. But I can't.. I'm not even in the convo and you've pissed me off!! Shut the hell up and go make out with your 47 Justin Bieber posters.. And PLEASE!!! Stop commenting!!! PLEASE!!! Kthanksbye :)
eatsleepjb 8
Ok I'm not gonna get in a fight with you but did you seriously say I don't have a life? Your the one that just wrote a comment that was like a page long to a person who wasn't even talking to you...and by repairing the organ that the hernia is in, you're removing the hernia. So shut up and stop talking to me. Oh and by the way, how would you know if my comments are stupid? You've seen like 5 of them out of like a hundred. K so leave me alone bitch.
Poser1337 5
No. I am having hernia surgery soon. I've had it for 6 years. It's been bothering me more lately so I am having it fixed. Who told you they heal?
Pelreskovich 11
Some do heal, did I say all?
ICATiger 13
Stupid question: Whats hernia??
AmbrosiaWriter 17
It's not stupid that you don't know what a hernia is, however, it is rather silly to ask that question on a website that requires internet access to see. Which means you can search for the answer yourself much more quickly than it would take for someone to respond. Just for future reference: A hernia is when an organ or part of the body has been pushed out of place from where it is supposed to be. The most common is a herniated disk in the spine, which means one of your spinal disks has been pushed out of line with the rest of the disks in your spine.
Pelreskovich 11
Hernia: A hernia is the protrusion of an organ or the fascia of an organ through the wall of the cavity that normally contains it. I believe they are usual related to putting stress on the body, in this case the OP may have lifted too heavy of weights for their body to handle.
Amrel 10
Heres an FML tip: dont ever ask a question on this website, people will cold heartedly assume your just a dumbass, and tell you to "Google it bitch!" Its a cruel place, it really is :( You got lucky and actually had people answer you
Pelreskovich 11
I personally can't stand the aggressive behavior on here, therefore I don't conform to it. But that is good advice, in most cases you're better off trying to find out yourself.
Nikkitaria 9
It can be helpful to other people wondering as well.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
That's why you start small OP! But at least some douche didn't drop weights on your foot!
bubo_fml 11
Just go to the gym to stand around & pose...That's what everyone else does...
Enslaved 38
I found your comment extra funny cause I also see them hanging out by the juice bars too. Not one exercise done. Lol
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
It's even worse when they take forever on certain machines because they are too busy talking on the phone or spacing out.
afunnyterdcody 5
Haha so freakin true man
DarkJediLove 19
Know your limits and and even though you failed, once you are healed try again to avoid becoming one of the obese majority.
hihihihey 2
Actually I found out that I had a hernia at 13 years old most people live their whole lives with out knowing.
downtime 13
Most = some.
sarbear293 4
Props to you for joining a gym :)
dhardesty23 8
keep at it when you recover. keep good form and if you have questions on anything, personal trainers would be thrilled to help you out
jerseyboy732 16
Perfect excuse to go to McDonald's and stuff your fat face