naagodinho
Portugal
Unfit
Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aldie, United States
Frustration
Today, I found out I need surgery for a hernia that blew up after working out. I’ve been working out constantly to keep my mind off of my ex, who was the right person at the wrong time, and now I can’t even do that. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
crossfitter
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Endrit Begolli
Albania
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Jeff just jeff
The first step is the hardest
Today, I went to the gym after months of procrastinating. I walked straight into the glass wall next to the entrance instead of the door. A guy lifting near the front desk winced in sympathy. I still worked out, but I could see my face slowly swelling in the mirror. FML
SnapeIsGood
Kornwestheim, Germany
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Anonymous
Man vs Boy
Today, it was my first day at a new gym, which cost a fortune. Some skinny teen who had clearly never lifted in his life dropped a weight while I was stretching and broke my ankle. Money down the drain. FML
genderbender
Reserved
Know your place
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
ClintBEASTw00d
Surrey, Canada
Lactose intolerant
Today, at the gym, I attempted to deadlift after binge eating ice cream last night. I need new underwear. FML
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Meowingtons500 18
Go to the Doc Bastard. He will heal you with his magical unicorn powers. Then, have fun at your new gym. :)
perdix 31
Now you've got a nice bulge to show off to the ladies. Get you a Speedo!
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Comments (122)
obviousboy 8
You're doing it wrong.
kaptvesou1 4
Dumbass. If you don't know how to lift properly and safely you should have hired a professional trainer
Nanner789 0
Accidents happen. Sheesh, take it easy..
lovestheice 0
Um he was trying to get buff and I'm gonna laugh if you get fat!
t_o_d_a_y 0
fyl! haha first time at the gym?
Ressamies 6
fml says that he applied to a new gym, so he has been in gym earlier, but it was just a different one.
acidburnz1107 10
Showing off for the ladies?
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
BUTT GRAPE
phantumgrey 6
Lol noob!
chris3113 7
Damn bro that sucks....
hardonforjesus 10
Someone's been pushing themself a little too hard if you got a hernia within a day...
prettypinkpixie 9
It seems that everyone is assuming you got the hernia at the gym, in which case it would be a YDI for lifting more weights than you can handle or not doing it properly. But it could also mean that you received a hernia elsewhere which is why it would suck that you just signed up for a new gym and now you are unable to use it. In that case FYL.
jayAZ 3
Just after completing the application!?