Health: Unfit

Unfit

By naagodinho - 09/01/2012 14:56 - Portugal

Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML

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Meowingtons500 18

Monday 9 January 2012 18:57

Go to the Doc Bastard. He will heal you with his magical unicorn powers. Then, have fun at your new gym. :)

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Now you've got a nice bulge to show off to the ladies. Get you a Speedo!

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fearthesteer 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:48

Well ydi.. Work yourself up dude.

loveispain19 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:29

and why exactly are you connecting those two things.....?

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