Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year-olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and led the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty, and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML
Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at for nine years. FML
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, at my job as a sailing instructor, I had to stop kids from getting their asses sucked by a pool filter. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, my swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment for his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly. They're 8-11 year olds who are still learning to swim. I feel like my arms and legs are filled with lead. FML
Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML
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Top comments
buhnaynay 0
I hate rebellious kids. And where are they twenty years from now? Drowning because they walked out on you.
ttonks007 0
wtf. how does that even HAPPEN? and there was nothing you could do to stop this uprising from the rebel forces? lmao, and where did they even GO? a bunch of five year old kids just walked away?? did you try using your authoritative voice? XD so ridiculous. SO ridiculous. and i want more details!!
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Comments (99)
wienerwagon 0
If you have to make a joke to make your FML funny then you probably shouldn't post it.
musicjunkie22 0
I'm sorry, but thats just hilarious!
PinkNekoLelu 0
perhaps this little kid is acting out for attention. Maybe you should talk to her parents about it...
junjouromantica 0
You should of kicked her ass into the pool and told the rest off the class "this is why you need to know how to swim."
gattaca86 0
you got owned by a 5 year old... you suck and don't deserve that job
shadow_duv 0
thats kinda rough, its not like theres anything the teacher can do.
0 3
Lost your job? Don't you get paid in advance?
gregthestrange 3
she's awful charismatic for a five year old
seitosilver 0
If she lead them in a strike it doesn't necessarily follow that she threatened them into it. Not that your life doesn't suck, but calling a five year old with exceptional leadership skills a tyrant is a bit much.
kapay 0
Um. No.