Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML
Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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vee_baby 0
that has gotta be the biggest mood killer that i have ever heard! you know you have to go to his grandmother's house now and see what it smells like.. like, i would personally be curious.
lilian96 0
LOL
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Comments (138)
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Agreed with #8. I'm assuming since you are together that he associates the scent positively. It gives you an even stronger connection.
XxGivesMEhellxX 0
well that'll stop an oncoming ****** right in it's tracks...
schizoid_fml 3
lol at #2 that should be an FML in itself :p see it a lot round here love it when that happens :) and that is kind of sweet kind of FML kind of weird unlucky is all i can say
Neenertastic 0
Maybe his grandma lived in a French whorehouse.
mf_fml 0
PFFFFFFFTTT, WEIRD!
iebabe 0
BaHahAhA!! that's totally WEIRD!! and stylishLy FUNNY!!
Floridaguy81 0
Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh my God...so awkward.
sLap_fml 0
haha i love when guys breathe on my neck too, but i definitely don't like smelling like peoples grandmothers houses. hilarious.
Victoria2103 0
Hey, what's so wrong with that if he likes it? :P
AsianGuy 2
hey, maybe he got one of these awesome grandma houses