Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing one song over and over. Management wouldn't turn it off, though, because then customers would miss out on all those upcoming-sale announcements that run intermittently. Meanwhile, I got to listen to "Footloose" for eight hours. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register at work which plays the same mind-numbingly awful 13 second ad on loop for the duration of our latest sale. The sale lasts for what are going to be three very long weeks. FML
Today, I lost my earbuds on the subway to work, so I had to listen to my boss's terrible music all day. FML
Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML
Today, the Salvation Army stationed one of their obnoxious bell-ringers in the mall right outside my store. My employees and I can wave goodbye to any form of sanity for the next month. FML
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
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Top comments
cuppycakeslove 20
Doesnt sound much different than the radio nowadays.
nerobluerose 10
Take your iPod to work and sneak it through your clothes.
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Comments (102)
doglover100 29
I do listen to the background music. Unless it's a song I know and like I pay attention, most of the time I don't care.
demonwolfmaster 26
you get used to it and learn to tune it out haunted house all month long same loop of song and then the loop of the caged man in the room before mine you learn to tune it out or make fun of it
krysxkatastrophe 14
30- I too work in a haunted house. One of our speakers broke and you could hear the music from the rest of the amusement park in some areas. Trust me, it doesn't all get blocked out :(
lukemack 4
30 your picture is gay
jenniiienyc 5
He's probably right, but that would still annoy the crap out of me if I was working.
WhyAmUHere 19
Knowing today's crappy FM radio, he was right. But yeah, that really sucks.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I wonder how long it would take before OP snaps and goes on a murderous rampage over repeating music. I can see it now: "Man in Singapore destroys city over repeating music."
warri 1
Sorry your manager sucks and is unreasonable.
MolesterStallone 13
Obviously he has no faith if none of the customers stay for at least 3 songs worth of music.
avamorrison 0
But I did notice.
CoconutOil 7
Just be grateful it wasn't stuck on a 2 sec loop. Can you imagine that? "you are my fire, my fire, my fire, my fire, my fire, my fire, my fire, my fire.............".
klx125cross 9
I love listening to music wherever I am! I'd def. notice!!