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Tonight, on Weird Parents…

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying, "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 20:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

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All kinds of wrong

By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 14:01

Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML

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The truth will set you free

By Imnotfromhere - 29/08/2021 23:01

Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML

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You deserved it 1 054

Catch 22

By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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Prank culture

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 00:00

Today, my dad threw my boyfriend into the street naked. We weren’t even having sex, I was fully dressed in the kitchen, and my boyfriend was showering after his rugby game. My dad is also his teammate, and it was all a stupid prank by the team. I hate jocks sometimes. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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Defiant47 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:08

I love doing that to my friends too!

ckin2u 5

Monday 10 August 2009 16:08

Bad timing :(

Comments

josie1238 0

Monday 10 August 2009 18:49

Ha that sux **** Like u

Zero2Sixty 0

Monday 10 August 2009 18:49

are you gay ?

trpfml 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 9:47

Are you?

functional 13

Wednesday 15 May 2013 4:00

Extremely.

ryan100 0

Monday 10 August 2009 18:51

bring a girl home and have loud sex while she is home

harveywallbanger 0

Monday 10 August 2009 18:55

That's kinda hot. PIX PLZ lawl

jchag 0

Monday 10 August 2009 19:09

LMAO, we'll parents have to understand kids are just playing, me and my friends sometimes act gay, but we're really not, it's just for fun since you guys must be like best friends or something to make your mom think that.

stephxor 0

Monday 10 August 2009 19:19

LOL I laughed so hard at this one.

fretforyerlatte 0

Monday 10 August 2009 19:23

just go with it. then she won't be concerned about leaving you alone when you have girls over. if she's opposed to you being gay she might even try to get you laid by a girl.

Freshman_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 19:47

Thats so funny. hahahhaa

Gadget3440 0

Monday 10 August 2009 19:49

I've had an almost similar situation twice. I'm a secretive dude and I've always told my folks they'd never meet any of my girlfriends until I'm engaged (but I do have relationship issues - parent's divorce will do that to a hedonistic young man) or gonna be a dad. Understandable they both got curious and on two separate occassions both my parents asked me if I was gay. I bust out into 10minute bouts of laughter each time. I'm unashamedly hetro, and my sexuality being questioned just seemed absurd to me - but that's just me. However, your 'friend' simply has a 'divine' sense of comedic timing!!