By Not impressed. - 19/11/2013 05:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, working in a department store, I spent at least 30 minutes helping a verbally abusive elderly woman in a wheelchair find an appropriate jacket for winter. She finally asked me to retrieve one she wanted in her size. When I returned she was in deep sleep, snoring and all. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 598
You deserved it 3 049

Same thing different taste

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Should've "accidentally" bumped into her wheelchair. So she would have awoken.

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Yggdrasdael 4

Jesus Christ! How long were you gone for? LOL

martin8337 35
oddball1972 10
gatorgirl2669 6

I would have said in a very loud voice... " exscuse me ma'am I have your jacket now.. and oh... you have a drool spot there on the left... might wanna get that"

That's when you smother her with the sweater.