Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst working in a law firm, I took a call from a criminal, demanding that we apply for bail as he didn't like being in jail. When I tried to explain no one likes being in jail, he became angry and hung up the phone. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML
Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, I had to deal with my baby daddy, who I currently live with and was in a relationship with (but not anymore after today) cursed me out after someone who works for the county came to our home and served him papers. Mind you he’s been speaking on the phone with this person, and told them he would be home. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
There's nothing you can do once he finds your number.
HunkyFes 6
You're so in ;)
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Comments (90)
nothingforfreez 2
You should have given him a number of a person you don't care for that much. You can still do it! Look the person up in the phonebook and memorize the number, then go in to work and tell him you reconsidered! If the other party complains then just say you have no idea how the inmate got the number.
icic6772 0
Aww poor guy
fmlmoderate 6
This won't be last time a prisoner will hit on you. and I'm positive one of them will have much nastier things to say too. Don't let it rattle you. They know nothing will happen they just want to make you uncomfortable! I mean, they are in jail...what else can they do?
ffaisthecoolest 7
You could totally mess with the guy. I bet he'd shank some guy in prison for you.
wellnowthatsucks 5
way to look on the bright side, sort of...
ecm1999 0
Yay, you're popular!
boredfishing 0
Thank you for being smart. I grow tired of hearing how people date people in prison and expect them to some how be different.
wickedevaa 4
That sounds like a typical straight man to me. Feveryone'sL
Petertheman 0
Give it a shoot it might work out
HomeAl0ne 20
I'm thinking the rejection hotline number would be your best bet.
wellnowthatsucks 5
Can anyone say 'jailbait'?
wellnowthatsucks 5
ok not really but similar in that you're still screwed if you hit that
Paulacookie 18
That's kind of irrelevant. :/