Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer came up to me and asked where and what I used to get my tan. I'm Indian. FML
Today, I overheard my caucasian mother on the phone lamenting to a friend that her future grandchildren won’t “look American”. Any future grandchildren of hers would be half Lakota native. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML
Today, I got written up by HR after my new coworker told them I had an ignorant, offensive caricature of Native American people decorating my desk. It was a framed photograph of an actual Native American tribe that belonged to my history buff grandfather. FML
Today, my sister called my Native American friend a bigot for saying he had no problem with the name "Cleveland Indians". FML
Today, a lady at the clothing store told me to, “Stop speaking 'Mexicano', this is America!” when I was talking on the phone. I actually speak Portuguese. When I pointed this out, she verbally tortured me and threatened to, “Call the cops” if I didn’t leave her store for, “making her feel threatened.” FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML
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ZoZo17_fml 0
omg... can you spell idiot.??
YayorNay 8
Idiat...nope I can't.
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Comments (384)
brokemysoul 0
Tell her to shut the Fk up cuz no one belongs to America.. It's a country with many nationalities. Stupid ignorant women.
PollyluvsTigger 2
Americans never fail to amuse me :D
Dead_damion 0
Yeh, a free one You over sensitive cow -.-
DeeDee221 0
You should have punched her in the face and laughed at her . Trail of Tears... I
smithvalaniz 3
you live in america ?
LuvvvML 0
Smh , dick. My dad is native american and people ask me all the time fo I like corn.
NinjaInTheSky 5
Move to Canada and live with the moose
Nerd4Life 6
i'm a 1/4 native. people give me shit all the time. 'indians are always whining.' i inform them 'we dont have dots on our foreheads, we're native, there is a difference; and you being white is what the problem is with you're diseased assed blankets. piss off."
Dagny 6
I'm not totally surprised by this. My first-grade teacher told our class that smallpox killed every single Native American. Me: Wait, all of them? Teacher (solemnly): Every one. Maybe the woman from the FML had the same teacher?
je_tdwp 4
It's all good dude, happens to the best of us.