Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer came up to me and asked where and what I used to get my tan. I'm Indian. FML
Today, I overheard my caucasian mother on the phone lamenting to a friend that her future grandchildren won’t “look American”. Any future grandchildren of hers would be half Lakota native. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML
Today, I got written up by HR after my new coworker told them I had an ignorant, offensive caricature of Native American people decorating my desk. It was a framed photograph of an actual Native American tribe that belonged to my history buff grandfather. FML
Today, my sister called my Native American friend a bigot for saying he had no problem with the name "Cleveland Indians". FML
Today, a lady at the clothing store told me to, “Stop speaking 'Mexicano', this is America!” when I was talking on the phone. I actually speak Portuguese. When I pointed this out, she verbally tortured me and threatened to, “Call the cops” if I didn’t leave her store for, “making her feel threatened.” FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML
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ZoZo17_fml 0
omg... can you spell idiot.??
YayorNay 8
Idiat...nope I can't.
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Comments (384)
bobsanchez13 0
America.... **** yea
Euronymous93 29
Your comment... **** no.
nevarezromero 6
Don't worry I feel your pain.
babe7260 30
People who are that stupid should be extinct !!!
greenorange75 8
The only reason the literacy rate in America is so high is because of all the immigrants.
Windrammer 6
Is your name Nightwolf? You could have taught her a lesson.
elizabeth713 8
Oh. My. God. That is embarrassing to the USA as a whole...
bernardbrown 7
Connor Kenway will take care of it, don't worry.
CaroAurelia 12
Milkshake almost sprayed out of my nose in the middle of class. I'm so showing this to my friends who love Assassin's Creed. (It's sad that I know as much as I do about it, considering I don't play it, but that's what happens when your friends do.)
Jillmorgan69 3
How stupid! I am Native American. And I'm proud to be one.
Confruzzled 10
this was our land first
birdman4377 8
Wow I mean I'm native my mom is shoshone and my dad is Cherokee so I mean what the hell is wrong with this person.