Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
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Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, my husband asked me to wax his ass crack for him. It might have been funny or maybe even a kinky experience a few years ago, but now I had to navigate the wax around his haemorrhoid, which did start bleeding. I don’t get why he even wanted a smooth crack at our age. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML
Today, my wax appointment cancelled on me, we’re supposed to be going to Hawaii in the morning and now I can’t wear a bikini because my stomach and back are hairier than my husband's. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML
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SumBur 11
Why does your best friend have to help you? That relationship will never be the same.
Wizardo 33
I guess wax on, wax off isn't gonna work here is it?
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Comments (168)
Eivana 37
I don't know what's worse. The accident, or my best friend looking down there.
ultra_notorious 26
prob has a nice snatch and wants more to see it!
T1A2Z3 34
Why the hell didnt her husband help her?
MzNViziBLe 8
Use oil to remove the wax. Rub it in really good and than wash away with soap. Repeat until all the wax is gone
MzNViziBLe 8
I use grapeseed oil by the way but ANY oil is okay (you don't need wax remover)
Warmonger_Smurf 29
My guess is her legs will be "stuck" together for a long time for her husband.
rememberkids 14
the husband probably won't be getting any for a while
Xotoolyxo 16
You should be making your husband help too. Hes got a lot of kissing up to do
Jemm_fml 29
Next time, use talcum powder to dust the area before applying the wax. That way it won't stick to the skin but to the hair only. :D
askingandy 23
I'm sure you guys must be pretty close for her to agree to that, but rather than involve your friend, why couldn't you just get into the shower and use the shower head? I'm sure the pressure from that would help. Assuming you have one with multiple settings, which most people have now. Or make him sit there and help while your friend goes out for wax remover or some oil.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Oil will take the wax off not water. FYI
MrItalia 18
Photos or it didn't happen, thank you