Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, my husband asked me to wax his ass crack for him. It might have been funny or maybe even a kinky experience a few years ago, but now I had to navigate the wax around his haemorrhoid, which did start bleeding. I don’t get why he even wanted a smooth crack at our age. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML
Today, my wax appointment cancelled on me, we’re supposed to be going to Hawaii in the morning and now I can’t wear a bikini because my stomach and back are hairier than my husband's. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML
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SumBur 11
Why does your best friend have to help you? That relationship will never be the same.
Wizardo 34
I guess wax on, wax off isn't gonna work here is it?
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kee_breezy32 34
I hope your successful getting the wax off OP (:
IT_Nird95 9
Well that'd be a hell of a site to see OP writing this in the sink with a lap full of hot water..
xplicitkontent 18
Get some baby oil... That will usually remove the wax with little to no pain involved. If I were you, I'd make sure my husband was far, far away before I attempted waxing again.
ballbearing 10
That's what I would suggest. Or the blue oil that comes with almost any home wax kit. Oil and hot cloth take off pretty painlessly.
challan 19
Never home wax!!! Don't be cheap, or shy. Its done in five minutes at the salon and lasts for six weeks. Its also perfect, with none of these hiccups.
queerdragon 20
Some people have to be cheap. Not everyone has the luxury of $40 every six weeks to be waxed by someone professional.
challan 19
Then shave. Its easy to burn yourself, hurt yourself or miss half completely.
toxxickittyy 19
I home wax everything but *that* area, never had an issue. Poor OP though.
TattooInvasion 14
For some of us it lasts for 3 weeks. Tops. I can't afford that. Along with eyebrows, it gets expensive.
tiarnatargaryen 23
68 - shaving also as many problems. it can cause cuts or a rash for people with sensitive skin or who aren't used to it.
kayteakay 26
I'd put some wax in his armpit.
WildWonder808 14
I would pour some on him!
cryptic26 12
That's a true best friend you have there OP! Safety first then teamwork!
cryptic26 12
Safety first then teamwork!
angelitared 27
Use baby oil to remove wax!!
katties 27
Something here isn't right... I've used different waxes and the type that actually stick to your skin (even after you pull the strips off). They should be removed with some kind of oils. Was this your first time using wax and you decided to do your BIKINI LINE as a patch test? WITHOUT having wax remover on you? FYL but also YDI.
BEButterfly 13
Get revenge tonight, after he falls asleep put hot wax on his balls and put the strip on it. Wait until it dries then after he wakes up he has no choice other than to yank it off himself! Or you can do it for him when he's still asleep! Heeheehee!