Miscellaneous: Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 03:30

Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML

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UmmOkThen 31

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:17

You guys can have something in common now.

EatUrGreens 20

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:17

Hope you had enough bags to clean the mess lol and thankfully you got away too :)

Comments

Chiishinchu 13

Sunday 15 March 2015 0:57

You know what they say, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

rockwrench 18

Sunday 15 March 2015 2:46

Sounds like your dog shit himself too.

spike7447 13

Sunday 15 March 2015 4:31

Lmfao!

wvcheesehead 13

Sunday 15 March 2015 4:52

Were it me someone may have reported a shit and run, because that is exactly what I would have done.

sunnyskys 25

Sunday 15 March 2015 5:38

damn shit just got hairy no pun intended

flyerpretender 3

Sunday 15 March 2015 18:46

Talk about sh*ttin on the argument!!!

mellib381 15

Monday 16 March 2015 5:31

I'm sorry but this is hilarious.

vincent57_fml 14

Monday 16 March 2015 15:32

That dog is hardcore.

thebosslikeaboss 18

Monday 16 March 2015 16:09

You gotta go when you gotta go... Close your eyes, give it a shove!

Nevrdai 5

Tuesday 17 March 2015 8:01

Maybe your dog just wanted to express his thoughts on the shitty situation.

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