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[...] Vaulx-en-velin, France

Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

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The lack of a gender icon just makes this FML better.

just say yes you are right honey

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thatone_loner 3

The quickest way out of that could've been "sweetie, don't be impolite." And just leave it at that

It's a transvestite

Yikes; that's a dicey situation, OP. At least you tried your best?

There is going to be a fml post about a he/she that was waiting in line at a grocery store and a little girl behind them trying to guess their gender...what have you done!

CyberGothic 16

1. Open Mouth. 2. Insert Foot. 3. Chew Vigorously.

It's a wow-man

Guess I'm the only one who thought of HGTTG? OK. Leave this to me. I'm British. I know how to queue. :)

DavidKnows 11

What is HGTTG? Urban Dictionary doesn't know

DavidKnows 11

Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy???

Kids; not afraid to speak their minds :)

Thanks so much for this post. Possibly my favorite of all time.

Freak is the word you were seeking .