Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML
Today, my husband bought a Pokémon game and started playing it in bed. It's like I'm married to an eight year-old boy. Why can't I have a normal man, who reads books or even plays normal games for an adult? I can barely look at him without feeling ashamed for settling with such an overgrown child. FML
Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML
Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML
Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML
Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
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Top comments
Sl1mShad3y 10
I wouldve walked right up and said how much is this game?
Brock2607 3
Pokemon rocks!
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Comments (648)
FruityLoooons 8
Seriously? I would have just walked up without saying anything and place the game on the counter, then stare at them for a few seconds before saying, "Well, this is awkward."
angela3222 0
Really? You're going to let two little ***** who probably date on black ops all day make you not buy a pokemon game? I would have bought it any ways, pokemon is freaken awesome.
itschrisssybro 8
I miss pokemon..
Pikachu206 2
I would have just gotten it.
courtz94 24
Let yo true colors shine! Don't be afraid to be you!
RuCheezBurger 10
Everyone loves the game.
EPICROCKERNINJA 8
Well.... I'd tell them to shove it because I am thirteen,almost fourteen, and proud to be a pokèmon player(:
DisturbedFacade 0
BE PROUD OF POKEMON
Btreasure 8
It's not that pokemon is for kids it's just new pokemon sucks I prefer the original pokemon and characters
randomhangul 4
I'm 16 and a girl. I bought,played, and beat the new game. I even drew pikachu on a school project because it is that amazing. OP be proud of your love your pokemon!
Smidget1 0
And thats just one of the reasons u are socially unsucessful. Just sayin...
THE_A_TEEN 28
and you've managed to insult a girl based on what they like. some guy you are, dick.
THE_A_TEEN 28
****, Comment #196 was meant for #109. **** me.
thedarkstar 0
197- Timmy turner reference? I think so!
thedarkstar 0
dude stfu... just stfu.
thedarkstar 0
an I was talking to smidget
THE_A_TEEN 28
#109 way to go fucktard, you've insulted a 16 year old (by judging your comment's) who is younger than you. You are pathetic. I hate you, **** you And grow some decency mr. 'Fucktard who insults 16 year old's'.