Insects and Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 01:03 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

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By Tough guy - 04/09/2021 23:00

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Hacksaw 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:16

Turn in your penis and get out; you are a man no longer.

jloveee 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:16

hahaha your sister is awesome :)

Comments

deepersamwise 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 10:07

ur little sis is a legend

ericlam2727 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 10:41

little sister doesnt mean like -12 it could mean he's 18 and his sister is like 16

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 10:52

look down. what you thought was a protrusion is really an intrusion. YDI. who runs out of a bathroom screaming because of a cricket? I know many women who would just smash it and go on with life. what a little girl.

monster_tamer 11

Sunday 13 December 2009 22:59

I'd probably just throw it down the toilet... not as messy. =)

BenignScientists 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 11:01

Wow talk about a *ZINGER*

breakingdawnxx3 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 11:02

what the hell is that from? lol it sounds so familiar!

sexkitten129 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 8:51

lol 24 zinger

powersticks 16

Saturday 12 December 2009 11:09

If you sister isn't freaking out about seeing you naked then that might mean that's she's teasing you becuase she likes you. If I was a girl and saw my brother's junk I'd be needing therapy and staying away from my bro as much as possible.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 11:21

Uh. What. XD LMAO

alexandraa_fml 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 11:30

WTF.

Peroxide 3

Saturday 12 December 2009 11:36

Sounds like you were turned down by your sister and are now bitter. Don't worry, try one of your cousins.

sutianneli 13

Sunday 25 November 2012 13:42

Or therapy?

Mustardnight 3

Saturday 12 December 2009 11:11

God damn if that doesnt make you want to de-man yourself, i don't know what does! Maybe michael jackson can answer that. Oh and btw, awesome sister.

ambyellen 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 19:17

"de-man" is my new favorite verb, thanks!

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Saturday 12 December 2009 11:13

I modded this, yes, no one cares... But I have a point. Some I click yes too, when I think 'eh'. Then some I click yes too and I just KNOW that i'm going too see it on the main page in a couple of hours. Rarely happens, but this is one of those.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 11:19

Maybe he was 30 and her 29, moron.

SenGaeriel 3

Saturday 12 December 2009 12:05

I am so glad the OP said balls instead of some lame term.

chellinha93 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 12:07

Wow I would be traumatized for the next week or so if I saw my brother's junk. I wouldn't talk to him or even look at him. Eww.... And btw u do sound like a girl. LOL.