Anonymous
United States
Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML
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thewhiteninja 0
can i get a wtf?
Kefka91 15
Well... that sure as hell doesn't happen every day... WTF was your neighbor doing with a ******* canon?!?!? (other than shooting shit obviously)
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ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Yes you must have a police report for the insurance company and They will sue on your behalf. Maybe he can sell some stuff to pay them back a bit? Like the cannon!?!
docscientist 10
Sounds like some redneck rampage.
Leverathin 0
For anyone that's following this, the cops were called. I was on the phone with my insurance company due to him not having any kind of insurance. Next thing I know the cops are busting into the building with shields and rifles
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That seems a bit excessive. I can understand maybe seeking some kind of order that doesn't allow them to have or use the cannon but to seek out one that will deny them from being on their own property is a bit extreme for a first time issue.
ZombieSazza 34
Whaaaaaaaat the ****...
nixom1334 6
what a douche, how could it hit your car if he wasn't pointing at it's general direction. unless the aim just sucks that bad
Leverathin 0
From what I've been told he packed it with gun powder and duct tape and when he fired it in the parking lot, the welding on the back of it broke and blew the back of the cannon into my vehicle
boatkicker 5
What The ****. Ducttape... on a canon? And he expected that to do something? Please tell me I'm misunderstanding this somehow.....
kornhead09 0
duct tape fixes everything bitch get back in the kitchen
TheJtSwift 0
That's What You Get For Living Next to Ghetto People loser!
were_giraffe 2
File charges against him. Welfare smelfare.... if he has enough free time to screw around with explosives, he has enough free time to get a freakin' job.
boatkicker 5
Sometimes time isn't the issue, but transportation. It took me three years of applying for jobs before I got one. Why? Because there were only about 600 businesses within walking distance (7 miles, and even that was pushing it) of my house. Any farther away from that and I would have been showing up to interviews far too sweaty, dirty, and tired and no one would have hired me anyways. Most of the jobs in my 7-mile radius required degrees, and I had only just graduated high school. I had more than enough time to apply to jobs, but no portable showers.
vbmg152 19
WTF??
sparxva 12
Call the police. Be sure to mention that your neighbor is armed with a cannon and sharp as a cannon ball. Let the entertainment ensue. ...and don't forget to get it on video for us via YouTube!
sparta98 4
Cannons aren't that difficult to build. It's pretty easy if you can get parts and powder cheap.
Mokiikom_fml 8
Where do you live??? Sounds like a super fun place. (Aside from sucky the irresponsible neighbour, of course.) Cannons are awesome. Anyone who disagrees is a pu**y. XD