Anonymous
United States
Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML
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thewhiteninja 0
can i get a wtf?
Kefka91 15
Well... that sure as hell doesn't happen every day... WTF was your neighbor doing with a ******* canon?!?!? (other than shooting shit obviously)
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brighteyes81 0
This exact thing was posted a while ago. Stupid.
kai_ngo 0
What in blazes is he doing with a cannon?! I have it say, that is pretty awesome. I would befriend your neighbor, he sounds epic, especially by having the balls to tell you what happened.
Bored4Life29 5
WTF?
mishkaroni 15
I'm a bitch when it comes to my car that I would have called the police. Most likely that neighbor shouldn't be shooting off a cannon and it's their responsibility to pay for damages when being so idiotic.
theressarina 2
He damaged your property, file a police report, and court will make him pay restitution little by little.
greenorange75 8
A cannon?! Is your neighbor Peter Griffin?!
BubbaJ80 11
Sue his ass. If he has enough time and money to shoot off a cannon he can fix the car
kristophen 3
Stupid socialism
BubbaJ80 11
I hope you went after all the neighbor had because what the hell is someone on welfare doing with a cannon
needsagf14 12
On welfare and buying explosives...