Anonymous
United States
Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML
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thewhiteninja 0
can i get a wtf?
Kefka91 15
Well... that sure as hell doesn't happen every day... WTF was your neighbor doing with a ******* canon?!?!? (other than shooting shit obviously)
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havoc1331 0
the one armed man who just so happened to be tripping on LSD at the time did it!
mtpadgett10 1
you should make him work for u he has too much of a free ride already
Zodaicz 4
I wonder who was his rolemodel.
cheerchick2011 0
people on welfare..so useless,,get a job!
xdust 4
people on welfare shouldn't be screwing with cannons. For everyone else its fine.
dansco 25
Wtf was this idiot doing with a cannon? And using it at home? And finally how are they still alive? Get him arrested and take him to court!
shockwave259 6
wait... how the f*ck does someone on welfare buy a cannon and keep it in usable shape I mean the damn cannon balls have to cost like $200ea
xdomination 2
where the **** did ur neighbor get a cannon?
jblovee02 0
I'd sue that bastard
CanadianSharksFa 0
what is a guy on welfare doing with a cannon? I would ask him to hand over the cannon as payment!