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Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

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Leverathin 0

For anyone that's following this, the cops were called. I was on the phone with my insurance company due to him not having any kind of insurance. Next thing I know the cops are busting into the building with shields and rifles

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thewhiteninja 0

can i get a wtf?

Kefka91 15

Well... that sure as hell doesn't happen every day... WTF was your neighbor doing with a ******* canon?!?!? (other than shooting shit obviously)

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TheNewGuy03 29

this comment is non-canonical. |the kid|

disney_blonde 16

It depends whether or not he has homeowner's insurance, not whether he's on welfare. And call the cops...it was just your car, but next time it could be a person.

KillaKamiHB 2

what the **** is your neighbor doing with a cannon? especially if he is on welfare

LaciNic0le 0

revenge, sir ;)

RawAwesome 0

People with welfare can afford cannons? Holy crap.

darkmis1 18

Why did your neighbor have a cannon?

grinch302 0

I call bullish*t

Rusty325 4

i call shut the hell up

stevenmx86 8

So why does welfare have anything to do with this? I think you mean "because he's a dumb ass and doesn't have insurance"

boatkicker 5

welfare is just mentioned to prove that the neighbor has no money.

beaker38 5

how the hell does someone on welfare afford or obtain a ******* cannon?

Eorlas 31

i would have called the police especially bc of the danger that presents. your neighbor should be beaten until he learns his lesson