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Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

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Leverathin 0

For anyone that's following this, the cops were called. I was on the phone with my insurance company due to him not having any kind of insurance. Next thing I know the cops are busting into the building with shields and rifles

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thewhiteninja 0

can i get a wtf?

Kefka91 15

Well... that sure as hell doesn't happen every day... WTF was your neighbor doing with a ******* canon?!?!? (other than shooting shit obviously)

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Comments (180)

wynnona 17

I'm so confused, how does this even happen in this day and age??

thegame414 5

what an asscheek

georgeee97 9

No wonder why he's on welfare though...

desdill 9

Why the hell does a person on welfare have enough money to get a fricken cannon?!!!!!

taintedtruffle 42

Is your neighbor Peter Griffin?

BPD99 7

Technically you could still get money from him, you have to have a license to set off a cannon, it's like discharging a weapon within city limits

nununoisy 7

Sue him big!