Intimacy: Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something...

By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2025 09:00

Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By rashree - 13/02/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

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By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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Monday 7 May 2012 15:28

That is just disgusting...

Heather645 5

Monday 7 May 2012 15:28

Wow, and your still with him?

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missyacw 7

Friday 20 September 2013 16:57

I would punch him in the dick

rob2113 0

Tuesday 29 October 2013 15:02

What the hell is wrong with him?!.. and you, for not leaving him right away..

dethtrain 5

Sunday 24 November 2013 5:10

oh my.

xAfg 6

Wednesday 27 November 2013 8:52

After some time you'll get used to it, said no one ever.

scice03 8

Wednesday 5 February 2014 0:05

And you stayed? You're an idiot. Not funny, extremely disrespectful. YDI if he continues.

Onyx3288 22

Tuesday 17 June 2014 21:21

Let the games begin! Be a good sport and find a way to get him back

tuckit 28

Sunday 22 June 2014 3:01

Ew, I think that would be a deal breaker.

themetalstickman 19

Friday 25 July 2014 10:18

If that was deliberate, time to dump him

aidz1994 16

Tuesday 25 November 2014 4:35

Marking his territory ;-)

dragoongirl90 34

Monday 19 January 2015 2:50

What the ****???? I would have corked him and threw his naked ass bodily into the street!

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