Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I'm going to assume the giggling darlings are the types that make themselves look like the covers of fashion magazines. Not every woman looks like a model, and there's nothing wrong with that. From my experience, most of the most beautiful of darlings are absolutely nasty at heart.
smokeymcpottt 3
Don't worry Mr Garrison, you're beautiful.
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Comments (104)
Mervin22 6
punch them in the ******* head!
CoachLlama 5
I find it odd that you were wearing a dress and they thought you were a guy. More like a couple punk kids trying to impress each other at your expense. Shake it off.
maskedman 9
Exactly! I doubt any of those little girls actually thought the OP was a man. Those girls would be too scared to even talk to a real man in a dress. They were just being catty with the OP.
EmmyGrangerDC 0
they thought it was hot.
AthinaMarie 0
Lmao xD Win! ^^
stro88 6
hahahaha. pwned.
unhappybitch 8
in that moment you should used rucka rucka alis "kung fu grip to slap the bitches ****" :p lololol
CowgirlMama2318 0
Dude looks like a ladyyyyyy
Zmeilerr 22
Nirvana ftw!!
flirtyfaery 7
don't you mean aerosmith? lol
kindlystfupls 0
lol nirvana?? when did Steven Tyler revive Nirvana?! lmao
CowgirlMama2318 0
But the other way around
fricknugget 3
shave
furburger 0
At that point, you need to 'man up' and jam out with your clam out. That'll teach those whorish giggling girls...