By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
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MandyMeow_fml 18

Gesundheit, while you're by the fridge you might as well make yourself an ice pack.

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Mf2307 15

i guess you have to be careful where u sneeze hopefully you didnt sneeze alot of times

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adam_nvx 19

you're sooooooooooo good looking! (+1^~ to anyone who gets it)

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tylerjames_17 10

The bless me, then FML is kind of contradicting

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BlindlyWandering 17

Don't you hate when you get your ass kicked by inanimate objects?

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LaurenRoxsU 9

Expecto... PATRONUM!!! That animal that just came galloping out of my wand won't help your gushing head wound. But I'm totally good against Dementors now! B)

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oathkeeper99 31

I've lost track of how many FMLs have been sneezing related injuries now, it's making me paranoid every time I feel the urge to sneeze

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