Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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muahzzbaybee 0
break up with him
baronjman 2
he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better
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frostie 0
OMG!!! Im a guy and even to me that sounded soo disrespectful. Punch him in the face and break up with him and walk off saying: "looks like ur the 'beta dog' now" or something like that. This is a serious thing because just think how he would treat you further on in the relationship.
antonioohama 0
Tell him, ‘f**k you, I'm not going to be subservient to you, and in fact you're the Gamma Dog for thinking females are supposed to be subservient, you medieval bastard’ . Then ditch him. And blackmail him with everything you got. Then publicize it anyway. And try to permanently screw up his life. He should have dozens of posts on this website when you're done. And if he protests: ‘you're the Gamma Dog, remember?’ .
MissUnderstood7 0
he must be armenian
KYTRwerepyre 0
your hopefully ex-bf should get hi facts straight cause in EVERY pack (except for loners) there is an alpha male and FEMALE and there both equal unless the girl just had pups than shes higher but back to the point if you're only BETA who IS his alpha female??? nobodys asked that yet and he shouldnt say MERELY beta either beta's play an important role in the pack in both hunting and babysitting!!! so tell him to merely go F*CK himself and get yourself an alpha up to your standards!!!
Rosa16_fml 0
Cut off his "manhood" and then he can be the Neutered dog.
VinnieCorozzo 0
sounds like he is saying outlandish things just to get you to dump him.
KGirl123 3
if I were you I'd slap him and dump him that guy is a douche
discardedashs584 0
What you should have done: comply with everything thing he says, leading him on the dinner, when the check comes, let him know if he's the "alpha dog" he gets to pay. Then leave.
FrenchyBuddy 1
#351 : she can't do that she's not allowed to have opinions anymore... lose him in a forest, or let him take a time machine to go back 500 years before, he'll be like fish in water what an archaic douche FYL
anonymous042490 0
I bet all of the girls complaining about it being sexist still expect the man to pay for their dates!
aussie827 0
Females are completely incapable of intellectual thought. Get back to the kitchen.